Wuzzats

The Wuzzat is believed to have originated as a species of homunculi. What their purpose was is now unknown, though Wuzzats now frequent fen and pool, bog and marrish, plain and dell, valley and woodland with impunity, rarely glimpsed by mortal eyes. Wuzzats are shy by nature. They are fond of the sounds of nature, so place them near the window when it rains. Wild Wuzzats burrow in the winter, so do not be alarmed if your Wuzzat appears sluggish in the winter months. Place him/her by the hearth, and your Wuzzat will be lively and content.

All our Wuzzats were humanely captured  and relocated from endangered habitats by Ruth Lampi.


Every wuzzat is different, and each is adorable. Let us choose one to send to you or pick one of the adoptees below. Adopt a wuzzat today!


Keepers of Wuzzats are known to be gifted by the muses, blessed with a creative energy perhaps endowed in part by the presence of their magical pets. Certain masters of the Orient, studied in the art of feng shui have written that the Wuzzat possesses a creative energy. It is said that Chaucer possessed a Wuzzat, as did Marlowe, Dante, and Bacon. Benvenuto Cellini claims to have owned a Wuzzat, though this has not been proved. The benefits of the Wuzzat are many. Rest assured that all the Wuzzats in this merchant's care were captured humanely, and chosen for their sweet tempered qualities.

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Free range wuzzats -- $10 baby wuzzats --$5

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Nest home for your wuzzat -- $5